How cool would it be to work out and go straight to work? Total creepazoid.""Over an awfully and unpleasantly forward sushi dinner near St. Which was exactly the same moment I saw the flashing lights.
I had to play dumb at this point because I knew this guy was weird.)Him: 'That life, you know being a stripper, getting a discount in the gym. Same with you.' After picking up my jaw from the floor, I said a few choice words and left. '), I decided that it couldn’t get any worse and we went outside to smoke a joint.
Dating in New York City can kind of suck and I'm starting to give up on the idea of meeting a mysterious stranger when I'm out. Seriously, I just needed to clean my black dress and get some nourishment.
I went into Tokyo Sushi and my favorite little guy was working and he said "Order to go?
My date tried to impress me by arguing with the cops.
A.'Him: 'Oh, strippers work out for a discount there, don't they? Get a little work out in, go right to work in your little outfit. ' Me: 'Umm.' (Is this guy really asking me these questions? We got picked up by the NYPD for criminal marijuana possession.
" I looked up and said "pardon" and he repeated "It's all delicious! Mario asks why I am making this face and I said "It isn't everyday a stranger asks to join my table." He then says "So, where is your boyfriend tonight? ) Mario the Croatian continues to make small talk and I continue to try and deflect questions about where I live or where exactly I work by making gross generalizations.
" I laughed nervously and hoped he would continue on his way. As you probably know, I can be a bit of a creature of habit. When I order from Tokyo, I always order the Vegetable Tempura Roll, either a salmon or tuna roll, and occasionally if I'm especially hungry the Avocado Mint Maki with Plum Sauce. I just stopped in to have a quick bite while my clothes are drying and I was going to read." (Motion to the book.) "Well, can I walk you to the Laundromat? But I will walk you to the Beer Garden." So I walk Mario the Croatian to the Beer Garden. I had my book with me and about 30 minutes to kill.NOTE: Please note that NOWHERE in the story so far am I looking for a date or even trying to talk to other people around me. 'Me: 'Haha' (eye roll)Him: 'I'm gonna use the little boys' room. Moments later, he proceeded to go on a seemingly unrelated tangent about how everyone in the world 'has their price.' He told me I had a price.